ColbertFan
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| Stalk this inactive user! (It's a joke) | |
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| Joined: | 4 March 2011[1] |
| Last edit: | 23 April 2011 |
| Age range: | Tween(10-12)[2] |
| Gender: | male |
| Locale: | North-West United States[3][4] |
| Stance: | "Socialist", loves Ronald Reagan, neo-confederate |
| Archetype: | The Wannabe |
| Misc: | Extremely annoying |
| user page -- user talk -- contributions | |
| “ | Please try to read what I wrote. Perhaps I should rewrite it at a seventh-grade reading level? - Blue | ” |
ColbertFan was a short-lived editor and an individual so pathetic he created an account here just so he could brag about it on RW. He identifies as a liberal and socialist, but loves Ronald Reagan.[5] ColbertFan identifies as a "neo-confederate," and created two pro-Confederacy userboxes, but believes the CSA was not racist. His essay of needed constitutional amendments[6] was confusing and poorly thought out (though Maratrean liked it). He also created a RWWW article on himself, thinking it was an account.[7] He has a sockpuppet, cunningly named ColbertFan2.
As a tween, he is arguably the youngest active editor. These leads to an elephant-in-the-room every time he is involved in a conversation, debate or simply filling Recent Changes with his block wars.... it seems RationalWikians are slightly too polite to scream, "EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ADULT." He has managed in such a short time, to be disliked by nearly everyone. After only 11 days on the site, a don't feed ColbertFan template was made.[8]
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[edit] Writing Style
Colby's edits tend to include excessive quantities of exclamation points, and are typically on 2 subjects:
- Himself(vast majority)
- Defunct United States political parties.
He writes on roughly the 5th grade level. Most of his statements make little sense, for example this:[3]. What does this mean? Is he challenging RW to back up their anti-BNP attitude? Or is he trying to show that he has knowledge of UK politics?
[edit] User rights
He was sysopped by Blue on 5 March 2011, and promoted by DickTurpis on March 10th 2011, who re-demoted him again 30 minutes later. He was again de-sysopped by Nutty Roux fifteen minutes after that. He was then demoted again, the promoted, then demoted after Blue had an attack of conscience. Then he was promoted, demoted, and again, promoted.[9]
[edit] Comparisons to CUR
While Colby was quickly compared to CUR, he is now considered more annoying. Π was the first to note this,[10] but Colby tried to refute this, by writing a commentary on CUR's famous essay.[11] RWians swiftly deleted the commentary.[12]
[edit] LANCB
ColbertFan retired on 17/03/2011.[13] No-one noticed. He then returned on the 01/04/2011.[14] Everyone hopes it's an April fools joke.
Of course, he had to come back to make that "April Fool's Joke".
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ User creation log for ColbertFan.
- ↑ http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Thread:User_talk:ColbertFan/Help/reply
- ↑ His userpage
- ↑ http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Regkjdfa.png
- ↑ User:ColbertFan/ubxs - RationalWiki
- ↑ [1] talk page as the travesty was deleted
- ↑ [2]
- ↑ http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Template:DFCF
- ↑ User rights log for ColbertFan.
- ↑ http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/RationalWiki:Saloon_bar/Archive95#Outlaw_Charlie_Sheen
- ↑ the essay in question
- ↑ the talk page survives
- ↑ Retirement notice
- ↑ Return notice
