Colonel Sanders
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| Stalk this user! (It's a joke) | |
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| Joined: | 4 December, 2010[1] |
| Real name: | Harland David Sanders |
| Age range: | 120 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Locale: | Kentucky |
| Stance: | |
| Misc: | Eats much fried chicken, has amusingly bizarre phobia of cheerleaders |
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Colonel Sanders was sysopped by Blue on 6, December 2010[2], apparently to "make him a General." He speaks Danish. Native speaker no less. He is not AKjeldsen. He retired August 31 2011, for unknown reasons. [3] He returned after a bit. He is a libertarian and is the target of repeated attacks by Elvis is King, who alledges that the Colonel loves Taylor Swift.[4]
[edit] Habits
As noted above, he has a bizarre phobia/obsession with cheerleaders.[5] He also tends to communicate with others via short blocks, often containing references to Jimmy McMillian of The Rent is Too Damn High! party.
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ User creation log for Colonel Sanders.
- ↑ User rights log for Colonel Sanders.
- ↑ retirement
- ↑ Including smearing this very page to that effect.
- ↑ Apparently a parody of DMorris
