Toast

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Stalk this user!
(It's a joke)
 Joined: October 27, 2008 [1]
 Real name: One of life's deepest mysteries
 Age range: 64?
 Gender: Female[2]
 Locale: United Kingdom? Toaster?
 Stance: Antitheist
 Misc.: Professional breakfast item?, Gynophile[3]
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Toast is an androgynous hermaphrodite attracted to females. It is unknown whether these females are of the human or breakfast food species.

He She It is a strong supporter of the three P's: Pastries, Pirogies, and Pancakes. This user is often involved in personal disputes on RationalWiki, usually threatening the use of scissors to cut off the other user's genitals. It is unknown what the policy towards females is, but we believe it involves a toaster.

Human made the mistake of buttering up this piece of bread as a sysop on on November 13, 2008, and a bureaucrat on January 14, 2009.[4]

[edit] Evidence of Hidden Identity

Investigations by the Cabal and others have established that this user is a sock of SusanG.

Toast and SusanG share a habit of making references to Sheffield and its environs; they have also both alluded to medical treatments of a similar type (chemotherapy), although this could be viewed as a coincidence.

MarcusCicero (who dislikes both users' political views) claimed[5] that Toast outed herself as SusanG during a dispute with him.[6] On March 11, 2009, this edit was made on RationalWikiWiki by 217.171.129.nn; on May 1, this edit was made on RationalWiki, followed closely by this one.

On the RationalWiki forum, in response to CUR's exclamation "so you are SusanG" the reply was "duh". Although, of course, that was SusanG replying...

In February 2010 Toast declared that she "no longer exists except for Loya Jirga business.[7] That same morning SusanG resurrected her userpage[8] and commented in the Saloon bar.[9] The status of Frohlich is unclear at this time.

[edit] Notes & References

  1. ↑ User creation log for Toast.
  2. ↑ Said she was a lesbian, for which being female is a prerequisite.
  3. ↑ Toast's user page.
  4. ↑ User rights log.
  5. ↑ http://rationalwikiwiki.org/wiki/index.php?title=SusanG&diff=prev&oldid=7768
  6. ↑ http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=User_talk:134.226.1.229&diff=prev&oldid=303743
  7. ↑ [1]
  8. ↑ [2]
  9. ↑ [3]
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