User talk:Conficker

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Hello there. I am an international woman of mystery. Welcome to my talkpage. Conficker 15:10, 17 November 2010 (UTC)

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Who the fuck do you think you are? Don't revert talk page edits, creep.

This is Gerard, isn't it? You really are a degenerate fucker and a creep. 86.40.192.109 18:16, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Guess again, but, inadvertently, thank you for the comment. It reminded me why I need to be sure to log in if I edit from work. Conficker 21:50, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Well who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you reverting edits you creep? 86.40.192.109 22:03, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

According to this, I am an infamous computer virus. Conficker 22:05, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Contents 1 Welcome 2 Hollyroller 3 AssaSom 4 So........ 5 No article about you eah? 6 Controversial 7 lonelyness 8 Needed articles 9 Goonie is gone 10 virus 11 Sekrit code 12 Miss you 13 Cheers! 14 Lol 15 Hello 16 Hot 17 Shipping 18 Holyroller ... 19 Blocks and de-sysopping 20 Ban Suspected Replicant, among others 21 Return 22 E-mail 23 Welcome back! 24 If you were my girlfriend, I'd kiss you 25 So 26 Invitiation 27 'Sup? 28 Pat 29 Shooooooooooooooooooooooosh 30 Reprimand 31 demigods 32 For you 33 208.62.154.8 34 So 35 The Anorexic Olsen Twin 36 It's too quiet 37 Yay 38 Hey Dad, I'm an Anarchist

[edit] Welcome

Welcome to RationalWikiWiki, Conficker!!! Please see our policy on editing your own article, and why not tell us how you found the site. Any questions? Please see RationalWikiWiki Help.

Sorry about the trolls. You've been doing a good job! MNpunkboy 03:05, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

No problems. I haz a titanium skeleton to protect me from teh trolls. Conficker 04:59, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Hollyroller

Praise Jeebus, you're a Hollyroller now! I think it gives you rollback rights, from my understanding. MNpunkboy 06:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

Sweet. Thanks, man. Conficker 21:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

[edit] AssaSom

I have no fucking clue if they are a spambot or not. I blocked them at RW for being a spammer, and they went to their talkpage and challenged it. Fucking strange. Tell you what, How's about I give you janitor rights in case you need to delete anymore of their nonsense. MNpunkboy 21:58, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

There. You now have janitor rights. MNpunkboy 22:02, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

[edit] So........

How are things going? Btw, if you don't mind outing yourself, who are you on RW? Just curious. Looks like you and I are the ones who are gonna have to build this site back from the ground up. Sorry about all the warring with MC, by the way. Unfortunately, I think that is what killed this site. MNpunkboy 06:39, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

By the by, you have bureaucrat rights now. Enjoy! MNpunkboy 06:41, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well this is a wiki about a wiki, how popular would you expect it to be? I reead it, although I don't have a whole lot to contribute. I attempted some snowball contributions to WikiIndex Incident but (much like my own wiki and the unpopular Wikipedia articles I tend to edit) I would have to keep track of the page view count to know if anyone else has accessed the page. It can become a chore to keep everything up to date. I wouldn't worry about it. If someone cares they can fix it themselves. If we had access to server logs we might know what people were "looking at". Lumenos 11:09, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

I have updated Conficker's edits to the Gooniepunk article, with pure unsullied truth for our edification. Lumenos 11:09, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

No, I suppose the lumenated Lumenos makes a good point: we are the Wiki that watches RationalWiki, and it isn't like we should expect that to mean it will always be active. Especially since the numbers of HCMs have been down in recent months. My hope, I suppose, was to keep this place, at least, alive. By the by, it's about time people add actual information to the article on me here. Thanks Conficker! MNpunkboy 11:52, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

Soooo much to talk about. I'm usually a Wiki-lurker on RW. I have an account there, but who I am there is not important. Conficker 19:35, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

[edit] No article about you eah?

I find that rather asking for it. What a neat idea to make a wiki about everyone at a much bigger wiki, then relegate all discussion of this identity, to this talk page. It seems Gooniefunk would like RWW to be more active. Might I suggest expanding its functions to include "constructive criticism" of RationalWikiWiki editors (or Wikipedia)? ~ user:Lumenos 19:24, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

Meh, I probably do have an article about me here somewhere. It's just that I am more of an observer of RationalWiki than I am an actual contributor. Sure, I do have an account there, but I would much rather watch and read there than contribute. Conficker 21:25, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

Lol, it looks like I do have one now! Conficker for the win! Conficker 21:24, 20 November 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Controversial

A new era of liberalisation has taken hold, has it? Anti MC legislation repealed? 86.40.110.179 22:48, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

In all honesty, I think that trolling is and should be beneath you, MC. Since you have (at least allegedly) given up trolling, I have rather enjoyed listening to what you have to say about (fill in the blank) topic. Conficker 06:22, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

I still think that RW is largely a crude inverse of conservapedia. At least ideologically. Some of the claims made in their articles... are just strange. But anyway. 86.40.203.90 12:23, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

[edit] lonelyness

If you are lonely, I'm here usually, I don't care who you are at RW. I don't care what you want to talk about. But if you need someone to talk to, I'll listen. Tyrannis 19:24, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

Lol, sounds good. Conficker 19:25, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

Alright. Tyrannis 19:26, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

Uh huh. Conficker 19:27, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

hmm. Tyrannis 19:28, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

Mmmmmmm..... Cookies!!!!! Conficker 19:30, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

What type of cookies? Tyrannis 19:31, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

Peanut butter/chocolate chip. I'm a cookie fiend, unfortunately. Conficker 19:33, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

I cannot recall the last time I had cookies. But when I get home I will have Peanut Brittle. Tyrannis 19:41, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

Peanut brittle is too brittle for me. I like fresh baked cookies, straight out of the oven. Nothing makes me smile more. Conficker 19:42, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

When I do bake, it is usually brownies or cake. Tyrannis 20:10, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

What kind of cake? I like chocolate. Inside me, there is a sane person screaming to get out. But I keep her sedated with chocolate. Conficker 20:35, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

Pound cake. Or red velvet sometimes. Tyrannis 20:37, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

I made a red velvet cake for my older brother's birthday last year. Glad to say, it turned out well. And it tastes really good with coffee. Conficker 20:39, 16 November 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Needed articles

Thanks. ^{— Unsigned, by: Tyrannis / talk / contribs}

No problems. It's what this site is all about. Conficker 15:03, 17 November 2010 (UTC)

Wow, we are on a role. Tyrannis 23:04, 20 November 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Goonie is gone

What do we do now?Tyrannis 00:18, 24 November 2010 (UTC)

I dunno. What we've been doing, I suppose? I've been watching RW for a long time now, and I will continue to chart the adventures of RationalWiki here. Besides, it doensn't look like he's gone forever. Conficker 00:55, 24 November 2010 (UTC)

Ok, we jsut now have even less supervision. Tyrannis 01:00, 24 November 2010 (UTC)

Exactly. While he's away we can infect this and spread turn this place into our own little corner of the internet. Conficker 01:04, 24 November 2010 (UTC)

So... where should we start? Tyrannis 01:04, 24 November 2010 (UTC)

Let's start at the very beginning. A very good place to start. Conficker 01:05, 24 November 2010 (UTC)

ABC, Do Rei Mi etc. Tyrannis 01:06, 24 November 2010 (UTC)

Exactly. Conficker 01:07, 24 November 2010 (UTC)

have fun! Tyrannis 01:08, 24 November 2010 (UTC)

Mmmmmm, delicious!!! Conficker 01:09, 24 November 2010 (UTC)

Gooniepunk still rules this place! And don't you kids forget it! Punky McPunkersen 22:43, 1 January 2011 (UTC)

[edit] virus

I remember reading something about how you are still a threat to most windows machines. Tyrannis 15:45, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

link [1] Tyrannis 15:49, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

The level of threat I pose is relative to the amount of white wine I drink. The more chardonnay, the more threat, and vice versa. Conficker 16:07, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

We need to keep copies of you around, as well as emergency cases of wine, and unleash them upon our enemies. Tyrannis 16:14, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

But TK is dead. Thus, it would be no use.... Wait a second, Ken is still around! Time to copy myself. Conficker 16:16, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Sekrit code

sky

christ + mestopholes-mest+1 other him -number Tyrannis 01:40, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

Cool. Now I just need to install skype.... Conficker 01:48, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

Is this for the cabal? DeltaStar 02:40, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

No. It is for another purpose entirely. This has all been a false flag operation into making you think there is a cabal, so you will come here and make constructive edits in hope that you will be admitted into crat ship and the non-existent cabal, thereby reducing our work load.Tyrannis 02:44, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

That entire post would have worked just as well, if not much better, with an abundance of strategically placed ironic quotation marks. Liveware Problem 06:19, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

OP is also for you.Tyrannis 13:01, 26 February 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Miss you

Where have you been? Ty 01:33, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

I have been up to my neck in school work and have also had no internet in my apartment due to a dispute with my ISP. As a result, I've only been able to have limited (i.e: library and school network) access to computers, and most of the time I've had with those internets has been devoted to school work. I'm sure once my dispute with my ISP is over, or once I find another ISP, I'll be back in full swing. Conficker 23:11, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, the hammer is about to fall on me next week. Good luck with school and the ISP. Ty 23:19, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

School should be no problem. As far as getting the bastards at Comcast to quit over-billing me, we'll see. I put in a complaint to the Attorney General's office last week, and they said it might take a couple weeks for them to get back to me. Conficker 23:22, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

I've heard how bad Comcast can be. Ty 23:32, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Cheers!

Good to see you about again. As far as internet goes, do what I do: find an unsecured internet connection from your neighbor and steal it. Punky McPunkersen 22:49, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

As this happened to be the exact same section heading I was going to use, I'll add some thanks for this too. Armondikov 03:31, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

No problem. That Lumenspeak stuff makes my eyes bleed. If people want to use it on talkpages: fine, whatever. But in articles? NO WAY!!! Conficker 23:20, 20 March 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Lol

Tyrannis and I were just talking and he said something to the effect of "We did it, thanks to Conficker!' and I replied "Thanks to Conficker is not usually a positive term outside of RWW." Just thought you might enjoy that little remark. Thanks for tuning in! Punky McPunkersen 00:32, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

I did enjoy that. And it's nice of you guys to think of little ol' me :-) Conficker 01:40, 31 March 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Hello

Hi, how are you? There is a quasi important discussion at the treehouse. I am sorry for filling RWW with Lumenspeak. Ty 00:52, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

That is fine. Everyone needs a little temporary insanity now and then. And I will look for the discussion, where ever it may be. Conficker 00:53, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Hot

Very kind of you to say so. Ace McWicked 01:08, 5 April 2011 (UTC)

No problem ;-) Conficker 23:28, 9 April 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Shipping

Shipping is when fans of a book/series/website have nothing better to do than think of which characters are "made for each other" the Night Flame guy is a shipper. Ty 22:45, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

So.... let me see if I get this straight.... they think we should be together.....???? Conficker 22:46, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

Yeah. Ty 22:46, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

Hmmmm.... I think that if you were here and/or I were there, it'd definitely be possible. Conficker 22:49, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

I feel the same way.Ty 22:50, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

Perhaps I'll send you an e-mail after I get home.... ;-) Conficker 22:59, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

I'll endeavor to do the same, when I get home :) Ty 23:00, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

argh, I lack your email! Ty 03:20, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Holyroller ...

... whatever that is - I have no desire to have anything more to do with this site and would be obliged if you would undo what you did. --Beauregard Mousefeather 22:46, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

Meh, it just gives you rollback rights. Nothing particularly big, so you needn't worry about becoming useful and can LANCB all you wish. Conficker 22:48, 11 April 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Blocks and de-sysopping

If I'm going to be blocked, de-syosopped, called a dick in mainspace, and have a profile written by others that I can't edit you've got 48 hours to remove every mention of Nutty Roux from mainspace on this wiki. Nutty Roux 16:03, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Or what? Rrose Selavy 16:06, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Damn you all! I'm just trying to maintain some fucking order here! In 24 hours, you'll have your rights restored Nutty. Until then, you all (Nutty, Ty, whoever the fuck else) need to sit back and stop acting like children on this Wiki!!!! I can't believe that, out of a group of fully grown men, the young female is the most mature!!!! Conficker 16:09, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

I have found that such things are usually the case :). Everybody take a chill pill. Ty 16:17, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

The only person acting like a child here is you. You've been doing exactly what you're accusing other people of doing but seem to think that only you have good intentions. I suggest this is not the case. SuspectedReplicant 16:31, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

What do you mean "or what?" Was there something unclear or unreasonable about my request that made you want to refuse it and push me to even thing about the "or what?" Nutty Roux 16:54, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Unless you somehow own this wiki or "Nutty Roux" is your real name, you have no right to demand whitewashing. But you're the lawyer. Enlighten us. Liveware Problem 18:55, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

By "Or what" I meant "what sanction or punishment will you impose on Conficker and/or RWW if she and/or they do not do as you demand?" Unfortunately, while I knew what I meant, I see now that in plain black and white it could have other connotations. I should have chosen my words better. Rrose Selavy 23:39, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Ban Suspected Replicant, among others

That guy is a disgusting virus who really shouldn't be a member here. RWW risks becoming a propaganda platform for his sickly faction if the likes of him are given free reign here. Consider banning him indefinately. 86.46.161.55 16:14, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Go away. Ty 16:17, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Return

Goonie emailed me to say that he should be back in 3 days. I have decided to stay here. Ty 23:07, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Ok. That is good. I will try to be around more until then. Conficker 23:08, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

Alright :) Ty 23:09, 5 May 2011 (UTC)

[edit] E-mail

You have one. Please read it soon. And thank you. Punky McPunkersen 06:51, 9 May 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome back!

Now I can remove one from the "user I miss" list! Ty 12:45, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

Lol, I never really was leaving forever. But when all that drama was going down, I was busy with real life trying to graduate from college and all, so I retired myself so that I could focus on graduation. Graduations are silly. They lead to things like waking up at 5:00 a.m. Conficker 12:48, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

[edit] If you were my girlfriend, I'd kiss you

Welcome back!!! Punky McPunkersen 17:41, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

Lol. Little do they know, right? Conficker 22:46, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

[edit] So

How's your summer going? Ty 01:32, 3 June 2011 (UTC)

It's going absolutely fantastically. Lots and lots of swimming. Now all I need is a better job. And yours? Conficker 21:32, 3 June 2011 (UTC)

About the same actually. Swimming, gym, looking for a job. Ty 02:58, 6 June 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Invitiation

Dear Conficker, On behalf of the Grand and Esteemed Secret Metrication Agency, I would like to invite You to become a Secret Metrication Agent.

The Mission is Simple:

1. Whenever You See Non-Metric, Add Metric Equivalent
2. That Is All

Example:

I live five miles away from the sea. --JRandomUser

5 miles = 8 km. --Conficker

Will You Accept This Weighty Task? SecretMetricationAgent 21:56, 4 June 2011 (UTC)

[edit] 'Sup?

You ain't been around much, nor have you answered the e-mail I sent you nor returned my phone call. Is everything okay in your world? Punky McPunkersen 06:40, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, I've been out of town and/or at the beach. Nothing to worry about. Conficker 21:13, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Pat

Our friend Pat, as I'm sure yer aware, has a new band called Ramshackle Glory. But I heard this song and thought of times of olde. Cheers! Punky McPunkersen

That song... is absolutely the most beautiful thing I've heard in a while. Man, it makes me think of high school and the couple years immediately after. Thank you. I really needed that. Conficker 06:12, 16 June 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Shooooooooooooooooooooooosh

Pap. Pap, pap. Pap. Liveware Problem 04:48, 11 September 2011 (UTC)

In the very likely case that you don't read Homestuck, this was a friendly reference. Liveware Problem 04:52, 11 September 2011 (UTC)

Lol. Conficker 13:43, 11 September 2011 (UTC)

[edit] Reprimand

Consider this an official reprimand of your de-sysoping and blocking of both Brxbrx and Maratrean. Look, I know that neither of them, for whatever reasons, aren't really winning any popularity contests on RationalWiki and RationalWikiWiki (I'm not sure about RationalWikiWikiWiki or RationalWikiWikiWikisWiki though), but they haven't done anything on this website that is, in my opinion, malicious. In fact, from my few discussions with Maratrean, he is usually very polite and cordial, albeit completely weird. You have my respect, please don't squander it on community drama nonsense. Thank you. Punky McPunkersen 20:10, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

Sorry. I think I was just caught up in the moment. It won't happen again. Conficker 21:59, 21 September 2011 (UTC)

And though he may not have mentioned it, Punky thinks brxbrx is also very polite and cordial. srsly. nah, jk--Brxbrx 22:08, 21 September 2011 (UTC)

Well, in any event, I'm sorry. I think I was just PMSing that day.... Conficker 22:11, 21 September 2011 (UTC)

Nobody like Brxbrx anyway. Ace McWicked 22:14, 21 September 2011 (UTC)

Surely someone does.... Heck, I might even like Brxbrx. You never know... Conficker 22:15, 21 September 2011 (UTC)

Na, you don't. Nutty Roux 22:27, 21 September 2011 (UTC)

I liek brxbrx--Brxbrx 05:14, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

I like Brxbrx, too. Quijibo 08:41, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

[edit] demigods

There was no Taba the Terror account. There was Terror Taba. Get 'em gods straight. Sterile 01:14, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

Liar! Taba the Terror 01:42, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

[edit] For you

The song that inspired your all-time favorite song. Punky McPunkersen 23:29, 25 November 2011 (UTC)

[edit] 208.62.154.8

Dude, you do realize you blocked a shared corporate network belonging to a Fortune 500 company for an entire year don't you? That IP represents public wi-fi users in 485 locations. You do realize that this was all over one troll person that made one rouge article and legitimately nominated an annoying little git for fitting titles don't you? And you are the people that complain about other wikis blocking shared IPs and using rangeblocks? 64.15.147.205 01:37, 26 November 2011 (UTC)

Given our traffic... yeah don't care. Tyrannis^{An iron, yet caring fist} 01:45, 26 November 2011 (UTC)

For real though, why are people so doggone protective of that little whore anyway? Like if anyone (mostly myself) says anything bad about her, even when it's something legitimate like nominating her as most annoying person, they get blocked for example. I realize she's a young girl and all, but we criticize Andy's homeschoolers, so why not an annoying little git like X-Troll? Why do I doubt anyone would be so protective of MarcusCicero if someone was tormenting him? 64.15.147.205 02:03, 26 November 2011 (UTC)

we aren't. You're OCD over her is your own issue. As to Marcus, he does have people who defend him. Also, wrong people to talk to about CP related garbage. I don't care. Tyrannis^{An iron, yet caring fist} 02:04, 26 November 2011 (UTC)

I OCD over a lot of things, but I mainly just think it's funny to troll the troll and watch her whine about being trolled after all the grief she's given other people on wikis. Unfortunately she seems to be permanently out on a holiday. 72.29.80.217 02:21, 26 November 2011 (UTC)

Then why bother? Tyrannis^{An iron, yet caring fist} 02:23, 26 November 2011 (UTC)

So that she stays away and doesn't bother people anymore. 72.29.80.217 02:26, 26 November 2011 (UTC)

She seems pretty much gone. And you've been more of a bother in recent memory. Mobs have poor long term memory. Tyrannis^{An iron, yet caring fist} 02:29, 26 November 2011 (UTC)

Who the fuck is the female we are talking about again? Pardon my ignorance, but nobody brought up who the "she" the BoN is refering to is. Also, given that this Wiki is a low-volume Wiki, it is a minor loss to have a corporate IP blocked for a year. What are the odds, anyway, that someone using that IP will give enough of a shit to find this little corner of the net. Punky McPunkersen 04:13, 26 November 2011 (UTC)

[edit] So

How's it been? Tyrannis^{An iron, yet caring fist} 19:44, 5 December 2011 (UTC)

It's been good. You? Conficker 19:58, 5 December 2011 (UTC)

Good, good. Finals soon. Tyrannis^{An iron, yet caring fist} 22:18, 5 December 2011 (UTC)

[edit] The Anorexic Olsen Twin

Dunno if you've ever heard them, but sice I know you like bands like Defiance, Ohio and Wingnut Dishwashers Union, this is for you. Punky McPunkersen 14:47, 14 January 2012 (UTC)

Never have, but I like just the same. Thanks for the recommendation. Conficker 07:38, 16 January 2012 (UTC)

[edit] It's too quiet

We need a virus to infect the place. Tyrannis^{An iron, yet caring fist} 02:46, 11 February 2012 (UTC)

Much too quiet... Tobul Oltarolin 03:33, 11 February 2012 (UTC)

[edit] Yay

Nice to see a familer face around here. Hope all is well :} Ty^Complain 21:25, 21 April 2012 (UTC)

Everything is OK, I suppose. Conficker 19:53, 22 April 2012 (UTC)

[edit] Hey Dad, I'm an Anarchist

Nice track. Bob Soles 21:45, 21 April 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. I'm actually surprised to see someone else who has heard Evan Greer before. Conficker 19:53, 22 April 2012 (UTC)

I'll admit, I hadn't, but I read what you posted, did a little Google/YouTube and, wow, he's pretty good. You can consider your Good Deed For The Day box ticked by introducing him to me. Bob Soles 23:02, 22 April 2012 (UTC)