User talk:Hans Johnson

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[edit] "Retirement"

Could be that you were the only one doing all these things because no-one else gives a damn? 217.171.129.nn 07:43, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Well, if you don't care, then SHUT THE HELL UP, and let me go about things. Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 07:46, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Now,now, No need to shout. 217.171.129.nn 07:53, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

the above comments were moved from user page to talk page ^

Blocking yourself is a token unless you also de'crat & desysop yourself. 217.171.129.nn 07:07, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

I'm getting to that. Let me write my userpage rant first. Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 07:10, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Argh, forgot to block myself before demoting myself. Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 07:43, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Sigh. *tear* You know, I really wish you wouldn't do this. :-( One can only hope that after a short time away you will decide to return... *holds door open* it's always open. Refugee 17:06, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

PS - stupid 217.171.129.nn - why did you have to push him on.. should've talked him into staying. grrr. Refugee 17:12, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Come on! It was RA's personal blog, used to air his RW grievances (of which some were justified). No-one else really felt like doing anything much as long as he was there. Sad to say but it'll be better without him. Look at Trent & RW! 217.171.129.nn 17:40, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Look at what about Trent and RW?

19:43, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Frankly no-one wanted to edit so long as he was about. Too much control meant no-one felt free to write as they pleased. (From a mysterious IP)

I think 217 is referring to Trent's rather "hands off" absentee landlord approach to RW. human^{be in} 01:40, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Obviously! 217.171.129.nn 06:51, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The Drama, oh the Drama of it all!

Goodluck. Can't beat an overly dramatic parting shot though.

This was from me by the way. Just pointing out your pathetic internet angst to you. Oh the drama! My lord, the thief has taken our child! Oh the drama, the drama of it all!!! (Some Shakespeare play, paraphrased) TheCicero 16:37, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you, thank you!

FD has been annoying the hell out of me. 17:11, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Decratting

Why? Please present specific examples. --Arthropleura 16:57, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

You'd turn into TK if nobody checked your childish antics. Is that a specific enough reason you should have never be given any authority on any wiki ever? Nutty Roux 17:07, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

No, because you don't actually have an evidence. --Arthropleura 00:11, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hi!

Just saying hi, wanted you to know that you are missed. :-) Refugee 18:55, 5 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Blocking MC

Hi Hans. Do you really think that MC has been trolling RWW?--False Flag 03:19, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Additionally, he has an established history of edit warring ([1][2][3], [4][5][6]) and has repeatedly edited his own article to minimize criticism of himself (see first cluster in my edit warring example, and [7]). Finally, despite the magnanimous decision to welcome his (potential) edits, in the hopes he could contribute some unique insight into the failures of RationalWiki, he has failed to do so, preferring instead to make additions in a pigheaded, abrasive, and obsessive tone (really, everything he writes reads like the notorious second incarnation of News from the Front). Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 07:03, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

RA, I thought you had left??? And you too are guilty of some of those things, you're link points towards your old war with Human. Why are you being a dick, exactly? Why don't you just go fuck off like you already promised. I've left anyway but I genuinely don't understand why people feel the need to go blocking me when I've already decided to leave. It's a little like blowing the fuck out of some village the minute before a ceasefire is declared.^{— Unsigned, by: MC / talk / contribs}

This doesn't seem very consistent with your block policy. weaseLICIOuS ^{Bite Me} 17:40, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

Ha haha!!! You powertripping tit RA! Caught out by your own high principles, eh!?? You fucking dickhead. Now go away and fuck off into internet oblivion, nobody wants you and more importantly nobody likes you either here or on RW, you emotional, histrionic, vain, clichéd, bitter, authoritarian shithead. MC 17:47, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

You do know that people cringe when they think of you RA? Despite all your best efforts at being a prominent editor of some lame ass internet wiki, people still think you're a loser with no RL friends... Why then, do you go out of your way to aggravate otherwise carefree internet users? I really have left for good, and will leave the second you undo all of my blocks. Prickface. TheCicero 16:35, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

Speak for yourself. I for one, don't think that at all. And it's pretty clear, to me, at least, who's going out of their way to aggravate whom. RationalwikiwikiUndergroundResistor 16:38, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

Yes you do. You're subhuman if you don't recognise his pathetic teenage angst staring you in the face, like a fat child after getting too many belly rubs from the jocks at gym class. All he has to do is unblock my blocks and I swear I'll leave and never come back (I'm bored generally of the internet at this stage) He's making me mock indignant, thus alleviating some of my boredom for a while. If he keeps it up I'll make 15-20 edits a day here insulting everything that moves, and will create new sock accounts at random. Or he can stop being a hypocrite and unblock me immediately. I ain't going anywhere until he gets down on his knees and begs for my forgiveness. TheCicero 16:42, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The fuck?

Why did you give users the block right? -- Nx / talk 20:53, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

Do all users have block rights?--False Flag 20:57, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

Not at the moment. -- Nx / talk 20:58, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

EC--They did for a tiny little while, it seems. RationalwikiwikiUndergroundResistor 20:58, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

I apologize; I am very, very, very sorry for leaving normal users with block rights. You see, without bureaucrat-powers, I never figured out any other way of blocking, deleting, demoting, etc., the wiki without temporarily giving general users the right to do such things. What happened is I spaced it and forgot to removed the enhanced userrights when I was finished doing what I had to. Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 07:15, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Go into ~rwwiki/www/wiki/maintenance, and run php promote.php -bureaucrat "Hans Johnson" -- Nx / talk 07:25, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, Nx. Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 07:30, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

The command gives you crat and sysop rights, but since sysops are powerless here, you need to swap that for police/janitor to do something. -- Nx / talk 07:59, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Yah, I figured that on my own. It's done. Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 08:08, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Does that mean you are back?

-- Nx / talk 07:44, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

The short answer is, "Yes". The long answer is, "Yes, but I don't plan on being nearly as active as I once was. If I see something that interests me, I'll edit it, but I won't be going out of my way and dedicate absurd amounts of time to this project anymore." Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 07:47, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Yeah right, that's what I said after I returned to RW after my short LANCB and look at my edit count now. :)

Anyway, welcome back! -- Nx / talk 07:59, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. It's always nice to be welcomed by a colleague. Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 08:09, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hello

Good to see you around. MNpunkboy 05:25, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

It's good to see me around, too : ) Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 09:22, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Seeing as how I'm one of the only people walking about this Wiki these days, can I have 'crat rights in case I need to enlist an emergency army of janitors? Just wondering, I won't mind either way. MNpunkboy 06:02, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Speaking of troll baiting

(I'm waaaaaay ahead of you MC)OMG, you know you really are a fascist authoritarian geeky Wikipedia cunt with Aspergers who has nothing better to do than hang out on the internet and be a cunt-faced authoritarian fascistic twat with Aspergers who rangeblocks people. You fucking twat-faced fascistic authoritarian cunt with Aspergers who has no friends outside of Wikipedia and the internet! Fuck you you authoritarian cunt-faced prick! You are all these things because I say you are! MNpunkboy 02:52, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

[edit] Pathetic

Stay out of my way RA. You do not want to make me dislike you. I've trolled you out of existence before, and will do it again. Lets not go into your various pyschological problems and obesity issues. Or your virginity. lets just say that you're a wide open target, and making an enemy out of me will not serve you any good.

[edit] A certain someone's talkpage

I know that he is also a troll, but do we really need Fall down's talkpage here protected to the 'crat level? Especially since the account is blocked? Just asking, since you were the one who protected it. MNpunkboy 01:12, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

We don't, now that you mention it. I should've unlocked it when he was blocked. Hans Johnson _{I'll get my hans on it} 04:50, 24 June 2010 (UTC)