User talk:Rrose Selavy
From RationalWikiWiki
| Welcome to RationalWikiWiki, Rrose Selavy!!! Please see our policy on editing your own article, and why not tell us how you found the site. Any questions? Please see RationalWikiWiki Help. |
humanbe in 23:20, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
Contents |
[edit] User rights
You are a janitor and police officer now. Hans Johnson I'll get my hans on it 04:34, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks for the janitor job. I don't think I'll be able to be "responsible for directly engaging vandals" as I'm only here for a short while each day, and sometines I miss days. Rrose Selavy 22:37, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
[edit] w
This is Captain Mei reporting for duty! What things would you like archived? I can archive most things. --Nine 17:50, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
[edit] w
I will crack your secret identity Mr Selavy. Nine 15:04, 19 February 2010 (UTC)
- But... but... I really am Rrose Selavy! Rrose Selavy 22:39, 19 February 2010 (UTC)
[edit] w
But it was my theory that was mine and no one one else's! humanbe in 09:36, 24 March 2010 (UTC)
[edit] RWWW
Nice to see I am not the only one who reads it. Tyrannis 20:59, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
- I use it so see if anyone is still reading RWW. Rrose Selavy 21:03, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
- 5 votes. Me, you, Blue, Goonie, Conficker. Tyrannis 21:47, 3 February 2011 (UTC)
[edit] Temp:welcome/ip
What? Explain.Tyrannis 19:28, 17 February 2011 (UTC)
- Oh, ok. I was wondering why you were editing the template. I need to think these things through. Tyrannis 22:11, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
[edit] Odd rollbacks
You okay?Ty 20:26, 12 March 2011 (UTC)
- i just wrote on the talkpage without a proper look at the category and then changed my mind about what i was going to do.
- Ah, ok. I'm going back to looking at the weirdos chanting outside. Cheers. Ty 20:29, 12 March 2011 (UTC)
- [1] where I used to work. Ty 20:38, 12 March 2011 (UTC)
- "Training the next generation of science and engineering talent for Louisiana" - I am forcibly retraining myself from a string of jokes. Rrose Selavy 20:42, 12 March 2011 (UTC)
- No no, let fly. Ty 21:05, 12 March 2011 (UTC)
- "Training the next generation of science and engineering talent for Louisiana" - I am forcibly retraining myself from a string of jokes. Rrose Selavy 20:42, 12 March 2011 (UTC)
- [1] where I used to work. Ty 20:38, 12 March 2011 (UTC)
- Ah, ok. I'm going back to looking at the weirdos chanting outside. Cheers. Ty 20:29, 12 March 2011 (UTC)
[edit] Cause you earned it
Congratulations. You are now a paper-pusher. Ty 23:27, 16 March 2011 (UTC)
- ...paper? what is this "paper"? Rrose Selavy 18:18, 18 March 2011 (UTC)
- Legends speak of a time before computers when paper was used an an information medium. Ty 18:51, 18 March 2011 (UTC)
- You might laugh, but as soon as the Kindle becomes affordable rather than a for-the-sake-of-it gadget and touch responsive LED screens get put into everything we'll never have to worry about paper cuts again. Armondikov 15:51, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- As someone who has cases of books all over their room, that time can't come sooner. Ty 16:00, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- But can you wipe your arse on a kindle? I think we should be told. Rrose Selavy 09:16, 7 April 2011 (UTC)
- Now I have bad mental images. >_< Ty 19:39, 7 April 2011 (UTC)
- But can you wipe your arse on a kindle? I think we should be told. Rrose Selavy 09:16, 7 April 2011 (UTC)
- As someone who has cases of books all over their room, that time can't come sooner. Ty 16:00, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- You might laugh, but as soon as the Kindle becomes affordable rather than a for-the-sake-of-it gadget and touch responsive LED screens get put into everything we'll never have to worry about paper cuts again. Armondikov 15:51, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
- Legends speak of a time before computers when paper was used an an information medium. Ty 18:51, 18 March 2011 (UTC)
[edit] chopped liver
Sry, I only really know Ty here--Brxbrx 18:40, 8 April 2011 (UTC)
- 's ok. Rrose Selavy 18:59, 8 April 2011 (UTC)
[edit] Dissappearence
Argh, not another one! Ty 14:50, 4 May 2011 (UTC)
- oh the drama. Rrose Selavy 13:59, 5 May 2011 (UTC)
[edit] FUCK BLOODY CUNTINGBOLLOCKSING FUCKING TWATARSE EDIT CONFLICTS
Yeah, but LQT "sucks" so get used to it. Armondikov 15:58, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
- I disagree. This is why liquid threads. I am leaning towards them more and more. Yes, it may be confusing at first, but we are completely spared from edit conflicts. An added bonus is that wiki-noobs can't write over your edits, and perhaps cut your dramtic or comic deliveries--Brxbrx 16:02, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
- (EC)Yeah, I know, LQT really does suck... getting it to work right is crazy annoying... but then, at least we would rewrite each other's comments, right? --16:07, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
DOUBLE FUCK BLOODY CUNTINGBOLLOCKSING FUCKING TWATARSE SHITWANK TURDBURGER GRANNYFANNY ADOLF HYENA VOMIT CHOLERA RIDDEN DEMON SPLEEN STUPID CRAPONASTICK ASYLUM STUDIOS JEDWARD ARSEWIPE STALIN NEW GWENSON IDI AMIN BRAINDEAD RAT INFESTED MORONOSPEAK TORY SHITEFEST LEAD-COLOURED CABBAGELIKE KNURLED MATTED DISCOURTEOUS STUBBORN STERILE UNWANTED STUFFED SPECKLED TRUSSED-UP-GREYHOUND-LIKE DIAPEREDJUPPED CALFETED MINISCULE OF GENERATIVE PARTS MISSHAPEN CLAUSTRAL STAYED ABSOLUTE BADLY-SET BURNING THWACKING COMMON UGLY PATRONYMOC PARTITIONAL COCKNEY AUROMERCURIATED CALFETED BOXWOOD BARBABLE LATTEN TRAGICALL BRIDLED TRANSPONTINE STALE HOOKED INDIGESTIBLE ORANGE-TAWNY UNREASEARCHED CREATIONIST EMBROIDERED STROUTING-OUT MAGISTRAL INTERLARDED MONACHAL DOG OF THE SEVEN SLEEPERS BURGERLIKE GERUNDIVE HAMMERING FRANKED CLASHING McDONALDS JAPANNED POWDERED BEEF BNP WASHED UP TRUNKIFIED FURIOUS LASCIVIOUS NOT EVEN WRONG COKE SNORTING PILFERING MALLING LAYCOD SHAKING HAND-FILLING EMBATTLED CHIVETED PASSED THROUGH AN OSTRICHES NETHER REGIONS WARDIAN FUMBLING JOE DOLCE MUSIC THEATRE TOPSYTURVYING PILED UP COLONEL GADDAFI SUBSIDIARY ALGORISTICAL SATIRIC ODORIFEROUS REPERCUSSIVE MEMBROUS PRANKED CONVULSIVE KEVIN COSTNER FILM FESTIVAL BELABOURED PURLOINING SIGILLATIVE OCCULTED ROUNDHEAD LECHERING JEDWARD JEDWARD JEDWARD JEDWARD JEDWARD JEDWARD BERUMPLING MCCARTHYITE ASTROLLABIAN FAMBLING VENUST CULETISED PAILLARD JAGGED TOILET PAPER FISHFACED CUT AND SHAVED GRASPFUL SWILLPOW FLY-FLAP PERINAE-TEGMINAL HYPOGASTRIAN SQUAT-CROUCHING CREAKING POPERY SKULKERING TALBOT ROTHWELL LIQUID BLOODY STINKING PANTS OF A NORWEGIAN FISHERMAN THREADS! Rrose Selavy 16:30, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
- ... how do you even respond to that? Ty 16:32, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
- I like the Rothwell thrown in there--Brxbrx 16:47, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
- Ahh, Talbot Rothwell. He wrote the Carry On films. Rrose Selavy 16:49, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
- Rrose, that was beautiful. It shall go down is collective memory. Ty 16:51, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
- Ahh, Talbot Rothwell. He wrote the Carry On films. Rrose Selavy 16:49, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
- I like the Rothwell thrown in there--Brxbrx 16:47, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
[edit] quien es? qui etes vous?
Who are you on RW?--Brxbrx 01:36, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
- They are Rrose selavy, of course! Punky McPunkersen 01:37, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
- But I hardly ever see them there.--Brxbrx 01:44, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
- I'm only on RW as Rrose Selavy to write WIGOs on RWWW etc. I really don't want to reveal who I am there so as to not bring RW baggage over. If you do find out, keep it to yourself eh? Or message me with your guess. Rrose Selavy 07:07, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
- So you're a he...--Brxbrx 23:23, 7 August 2011 (UTC)
- Dur. Look up the name. Rrose Selavy 11:50, 8 August 2011 (UTC)
- So you're a he...--Brxbrx 23:23, 7 August 2011 (UTC)
- I'm only on RW as Rrose Selavy to write WIGOs on RWWW etc. I really don't want to reveal who I am there so as to not bring RW baggage over. If you do find out, keep it to yourself eh? Or message me with your guess. Rrose Selavy 07:07, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
- But I hardly ever see them there.--Brxbrx 01:44, 20 May 2011 (UTC)
[edit] Orders
What would you have me do? Ty 19:24, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- A margherita and a margarita. Rrose Selavy 19:29, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Sure. Name your poison! 19:29, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- 0_o I think i just did... Rrose Selavy 19:30, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- What do you want in the margarita? Ty 19:31, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Ah, I see there are regional variations. Lime, straight up. Rrose Selavy 19:35, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Enjoy. It is sometimes lemon here Ty 19:36, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Lemon is for cleaning things with. Lime is king. Rrose Selavy 19:40, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Take half a lemon. put in water and boil. Drink. Isn't too bad. Limes are superior for drinks however. Ty 19:41, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Drink? That's for getting the smell out of microwave ovens! Rrose Selavy 19:42, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- My mother drinks it. Tea is a far better hot beverage. Ty 19:43, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- At least she doesn't drink this. Rrose Selavy 19:58, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- My mother drinks it. Tea is a far better hot beverage. Ty 19:43, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Drink? That's for getting the smell out of microwave ovens! Rrose Selavy 19:42, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Take half a lemon. put in water and boil. Drink. Isn't too bad. Limes are superior for drinks however. Ty 19:41, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Lemon is for cleaning things with. Lime is king. Rrose Selavy 19:40, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Enjoy. It is sometimes lemon here Ty 19:36, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Ah, I see there are regional variations. Lime, straight up. Rrose Selavy 19:35, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- What do you want in the margarita? Ty 19:31, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- 0_o I think i just did... Rrose Selavy 19:30, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
- Sure. Name your poison! 19:29, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
NO. Ty 19:59, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
[edit] Hey
It's been a while. You okay? Ty 01:54, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
- I was on a caravan holiday with Man Ray. Once that guy starts showing you his slides there's no stopping him. Rrose Selavy 07:45, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
- You lead such an interesting life. Don't know what we're doing here anymore, do you? Ty 12:07, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
- the same thought had occurred to me. RWW was set up to rant about RW, but now it's decided to be all nice, and, um... something. To be honest, I've stayed away because I have no idea what to say or write about. Still RWW has had slack times before. Resurgam. Rrose Selavy 12:25, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
- Resurgemus. FTFY. Liveware Problem 20:29, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
- Well, hopefully we'll see something come about in the way of policy soon. Ty 12:31, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
- True, but I won't be hanging around waiting for it. It'll shine when it shines. Rrose Selavy 12:36, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
- Irony: I just checked my email. Guess what? "the mission is as it has always been on RWW" Ty 12:41, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
- True, but I won't be hanging around waiting for it. It'll shine when it shines. Rrose Selavy 12:36, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
- the same thought had occurred to me. RWW was set up to rant about RW, but now it's decided to be all nice, and, um... something. To be honest, I've stayed away because I have no idea what to say or write about. Still RWW has had slack times before. Resurgam. Rrose Selavy 12:25, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
- You lead such an interesting life. Don't know what we're doing here anymore, do you? Ty 12:07, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
[edit] What did I
ever do to you, good Briton?--ThePundit 20:44, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
- You stole my ice cream when I was but three, you scrawled on the blackboard and blamed it on me, you lied to my neighbour to accuse me of sin, you wrote on the wiki while I was logged in. Rrose Selavy 21:45, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
[edit] How
Are you? Any new artwork? Ty 22:50, 9 August 2011 (UTC)
- New artwork is a little difficult as I died in 1968 and had, in any case, given up art to pursue an interest in chess. Why are you sick of it all, as your userpage says? Rrose Selavy 08:01, 10 August 2011 (UTC)
- I come back from a 2 week vacation to see the same names doing the same things. Also, I had an enormous headache. Good luck on your chess games, zombie! Ty 12:53, 10 August 2011 (UTC)
[edit] RETIREMENT
That's it, I'm out of here. It just doesn't hold my interest anymore. I can't even see the point of the site now.
Lovingly, Sophie.
Rrose Selavy (AKA Totnesmartin) 09:48, 8 September 2011 (UTC)
- Good bye and good luck, it is a shame to see you go, but I see your point. TyrannisAn iron, yet caring fist 12:21, 8 September 2011 (UTC)
- I certainly understand, if things don't change soon, I may be following. Sterile 02:21, 9 September 2011 (UTC)
- I did not see that one coming. Armondikov 15:53, 18 September 2011 (UTC)
- I certainly understand, if things don't change soon, I may be following. Sterile 02:21, 9 September 2011 (UTC)
- Shut the door on your way out. 86.45.232.111 16:49, 18 September 2011 (UTC)
