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Check out what's going on in the wretched hive of scum and villainy that is RationalWiki! Here you can mock document any sort of drama or otherwise lulzworthy events. Be sure to vote on your favorites, or otherwise knock a lousy author down a notch. If you see something not already documented, please add it. If in doubt, add it anyway (as some RW editors can barely keep track and use this page as a valuable resource) and watch it crash and burn let the voters decide.

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[edit] What is going on?

[edit] 2010

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2After a two-month pause, Earthland is back!
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6Ace McWicked sysops Ed Poor
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3Human explodes, attacks David Gerard‎
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7MarcusCicero "retires" from trolling. Lets see how long this lasts.....
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8After being gone for some months, ListenerX returns for more
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-3Crundy: Leaving and never coming back.
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14Ed Poor goes off his meds, edits the Ratwik.
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5RationalWiki makes another brave attempt to reach a consensus on trolling, reversions and blocks. Will it happen with the Limp Japanese, Standards, the Chicken Coop, or the nuclear option over at the forums? Is it possible we're all just dicking around again until someone else comes along? Stay tuned.
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1The Gang of Four emerges in unity against Waronstupidity.
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5Human feels self-righteous and goes on an un-vandal binning spree. The retort: Wtf?
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5Who needs the Loya Jirga when a new power structure is graphed out to RationalWiki courtesy some other website?
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4Has RW thrown away its one chance of being reported in the mainstream media, or is this just the dumbest troll ever?
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10HCM looms overhead as the Loya Jirga is activated to deal with abuses of power by regulars trolling issues.
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9Breaking news: Neveruse throws tantrum, gets desysopped, blocked.
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14RationalWiki tries to work out what it is for.
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13HCM ensues over a change to some colours.
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17Herbie HancockBob M - Keeper of the Keys.
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-5RA is at it again. That strange little boy is keeping tabs on MC. Loser.
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10Refugee sets sail and retires.
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3Marcus Cicero Strike back! his target the loyal jirga election, what a silly fellow.
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15Elections are re-opened to the Loya Jirga to replace users who have left.
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17The cratting & decratting of David Gerard leads to debate on who/how/why an RW Sysop should be made a'crat
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26Who'd have thought one of the tumbleweed pages would be such a hit?
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2Phantom Hoover still thinks blocking sprees are funny
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0Earthland: Facts! AndyRationalwikians: Rant! Earthland gets angry.
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6Waronstupidity discovers 4chan and ED
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-1The TK-ification of RationalWiki continues as NX issues a range block. Update: Thank you sir! May I have another? Update: ...and the hits just keep comin'.
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-1April Fool!
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8Neveruse is MC.
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10SusanG Comes Back with yet another sock.
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23Wikipedia has an article about Rationalwiki! Those amongst us who merely crave attention get excited
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0TK pops his cock head into the room again. Stuff happens
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60PsyGremlin makes the CP Sysops Zeuglodon Blues discussion group posts available
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8In a huff, SusanG retires
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4Just BTW, SusanG gets annoyed because she was blocked for a whole 31 seconds.
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7Gooniepunk2010 uses his bot sock to abuse one of MarcusCicero's socks. This causes a firestorm of controversy.
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8CUR returns for thirty seconds. We, of course, will believe it when we see it.
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4Some people get excited because a talk page reaches 1,000,000 page views.
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17Irrationalatheist gets de-sysopped for abusing block powers, leaves site.
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7Nominations for the “Loya Jirga” are underway. Users scramble to work out the responsibilities and membership criteria of this new group.
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2 In response to heavy casualties from the latest HCM, TheoryOfPractice calls a council. Proposals range from letting the Cabal run the place to shutting the site down.
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11Retired, wikibreak, retired, wikibreak, wikibreak, wikibreak, retired.
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11And who will be permanently blocked today?
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10Armondikov retires, citing the recent disputes with trolls.
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3The TK Protocol is in effect.
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11Drama drama. Chuck makes a vaguely inappropriate comment and Nutty gets his pissed-off lawyer on via email. Hilarity ensues.
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25HCM FUSE IGNITED: HUMAN SYSOPS TK ("MOSTLY HARMLESS")! Other bureaucrats get in a snit. Wheel wars ensue. Hurt feelings all around. Mei, trying to be useful, calls a vote. UPDATE: TK votes against himself, but the turdblossom debate refuses to end.
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6So what do bureaucrats actually do?
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12Nx is a naughty boy and uses checkuser. Complaints ensue.

[edit] 2009

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14It's WAR ON CHRISTMAS as some pathetic drama queen gets in the festive mood, and some other pathetic drama queen thinks this is a travesty! Cue for some seasonal bickering and petulance. MOAR:Kels puts it to the mob
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8MarcusCicero could or could not be returning to carry out plans that may or may not be active by the Ides of March, possibly or possibly not in an another sock of a famed orator, which may or may not this time be Edmund Burke
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14TK returns
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5BREAKING NEWS: MC is not trolling RationalWiki, he is just conducting "pyschological and sociological experiments".
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15Radioactive afikomen emerges from a 6-month retirement.
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8Successful troll is successful!!1!!!1!!111!eleventy-one!!! This site is dying slowly!
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6Nutty Roux goes on wikibreak over the ongoing MarcusCicero controversy.
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9O tempora! o mores! A campaign is on to free MarcusCicero.UPDATE: Are all the elements for a totally insane bout of HCM in order? Oh, yes. This will be awesome.
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8A wheel war occurs over the protection status of Neveruse's talk-page. Blocks and hurt feelings all round. UPDATE: Wheel war spreads to Nx's user rights.
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1Gooniepunk2005 lays his ridiculousness on the table: 'If you ever, and I mean ever allow MarcusCicero back I WILL leave and never come back!!!!!'
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10MarcusCicero admits to being a troll. Block war ensues after being started by Ace, MC starts deleting random pages, and he is sentenced to the vandal bin.
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5MarcusCicero: Gentlemen, Operation Flying Sedgeway Banana is go! The end of RationalWiki on the internet is near!!!!
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18MC will bring Ratwik to its knees. Olé.
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2Neveruse and Nx have a minor disagreement over the use of revision delete.
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3Totnesmartin gives in to temptation, and promptly reports himself to the authorities. No one cares .
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3Having been thrown out of Conservapedia on his ear, the MemeShock man makes an appearance on RationalWiki.
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8MC decides to poke it with a stick
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8Having left and never come back, Human engages in the second most transparent socking in RationalWiki's history.
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15Human calls out Nx for being "an authoritarian" after Nx makes changes to the Mediawiki. This leads to a classic HCM, and both leave the site (for now)
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11Trent starts to dick about with the logo.
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-6Straying massively off-mission within the site's utterly arbitrary strictly defined boundaries, there is a bitch-fest reasoned discussion about the morality rights and wrongs of eating meat.
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-11Tolerance returns.
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26Fox, the racist, after possible forgetting to take his meds/drinking all day in the sunshine/going days without sleep totally loses his shit.
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4Mei returns as Mei II.
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4Totnesmartin, citing "personal" "stuff," leaves on wiki-break.
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5MarcusCicero begs for sysopship and some ijit gives it to him. Countdown to drama and HCM begins, and gets archived.
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11Nominations are being suggested for the new Conservapedia Awards!
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10No moar more MOAR at RationalWiki.
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6MarcusCicero, having been unblocked by saner powers, starts the RationalWiki Reform Society. After much vandal binning and unbinning, a proposal to ban him is made. A terrifyingly large number of RationalWikians think this is a good idea.
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9The mob has spoken. Marcus Cicero has been removed, contrary to RationalWiki's own no-blocking policy.
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3Nutty revokes Ace's rights [1], and Ace gets pissed for not having his User Rights Management button for a minute thirty seconds.
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-7Marcus Cicero returns
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3RobS leaves, or, at least, threatens to leave. He's back and up to his old tricks once again.
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5Neveruse513 tries on some leaving and never coming back for size; Not being impressed with the hypocrites, pussies and whiners of RW
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5Ď€ loses his marbles. If found, please return to http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page.
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3Big debate on blocking TOR nodes. Conclusion; none.
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-15I farted. Just now.
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-1A "fistfight" occurs on RationalWiki.
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2Ace's talk page gets a makeover.
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-1A familiar face pops up and tells it like it is. UPDATE: Either MC is pulling another trolling stunt or he has been taken away by the fellows in white coats. UPDATE: The sysops start a block war over MC.UPDATE: The posts become a little surreal...
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-5Meet me under the bridge on 19th street. Look for a homeless man. Don't tell your parents about me.
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-5Human and some spider take sides and engage in a pissing contest.
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4Irrationalatheist, by a mere post on TWIGO:CP, manages to trick TK into blocking the Eagle Forum's web server from Conservapedia. [2]
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1A troll named "BON/Bob" pulls off a, um, remarkable feat of Gish Galloping over Christian Science, causing the RationalWiki community to unite against him. Despite this, the usual suspects are trotted out.
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-7LateralQuercus becomes the latest tree to fall.
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-1Totnesmartin complains about RW's publication of Conservative's name. Nx overreacts by deep-burning Conservative's page, then apparently retiring. UPDATE: Page is restored after an hour and 7 minutes.
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-3The privacy spat continues: now it's edit wars, curt talk page messages and leaving and never coming back. And RationalWiki isn't just like Conservapedia, it's worse, he says, slamming the door behind him.
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0Attempts to trace TK (and his mom)'s real life whereabouts end up in a row about stalking
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4CUR leaves, again. Yawn. UPDATE: Looks like he actually meant it this time around. He is indeed "the boy who cried wolf." (Or "cheetah," as the case may be.)
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0Arthur decides to leave and never come backTM (again), this time using a script to enforce his wikibreak until the year 3000 ... and epic fails
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-9Article boom
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-1A remark by Phantom Hoover blossoms into a debate over the nature of RationalWiki. CUR Arthur is a Drama queen, with PH close on his heels.
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-2TheoryOfPractice returns.
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-11Human, Ace McWicked and others trash the Weeping Lion and turn it into the Hot l Baltimore, furthering RW's slide into disrepute.
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-8DEFCUR, HCM, and power abuse all rolled into one...
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-3Jimaginator starts a section with nearly the exact same title as a section just a quarter page above it.
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-3Schlafly Schlafly Doo, where are you? We've got some users to ban now...
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-3Fall down, pissed off at his recent bannation, goes on a vandal spree. UPDATE: God visits RationalWiki.
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-3Fall down, angry over the rejection of his Wikipedia bashing, takes the epic battle to RationalWiki.
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6Ace McWicked threatens to trash the Drink Counter.
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0Nutty Roux announces a semi-retirement. Ace McWicked bemoans the loss.
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0Psygremlin, upon a view of this page, remarks that RW lacks lulz these days.
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-2Noted heathen agnostic SirChuckB relates how he was unlucky in love with a Christian lady.
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2In his ongoing episode of teenage drama, Yorick asks for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
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8Ace McWicked, usually drunk as a skunk, announces a planned period of sobriety.
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0Javascap's girlfriend wants him to help her cheat; he asks the mob for help, and is answered.
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-2Finally! A conflict resolution chart! And here's the real conflict resolution chart: [3].
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-3The username vandal strikes again.
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5RA retires. UPDATE: MC is an ass.
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-2Waiter! There's a millipede in my soup!
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-2TOP retires. Investigations are made into the usual suspects.
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-2Help! Fall down made an actual contribution!
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-13Nothing, apparently

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